Monthly Archives: January 2014

ARMED AND DANGEROUS [1986]

“Just remember, when you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast. So make sure to keep the weapon pointing away from you. Now that’s about it. You are now armed guards. God help us all.” Besides Paul … Continue reading

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SUPERVAN [1977]

There’s no doubt about it, this movie is a total piece of shit (typical mid-70’s drive-in fare with a nonexistent budget and bad acting) involving some dipshit getting his custom van entered into the “Freakout Invitational” or something, the only … Continue reading

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BLOOD FREAK [1972]

“Only the Blood of Drug Addicts Can Satisfy Its Thirst!” A drug-addicted biker and Elvis wannabe named Herschel (Steve Hawkes) eats genetically altered turkey, turns into a maniacal turkey and goes on a murderous rampage! Interviewed years later, Hawkes referred … Continue reading

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THE TERROR OF TINY TOWN [1938]

“Seems to me that I smell something that should be buried—smells mighty like a polecat.” A year before The Wizard of Oz hit the silver screen, this unappreciated gem offered up quite a novelty—an “all-midget” Western. No, I’m not kidding. … Continue reading

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